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Have An Awesome Holiday In Singapore!

This is your dream vacation! Your six day visit to Singapore will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cardboard box furnished with the finest carpets and cushions. While in Singapore you'll want to visit the wine tastings and of course the famous Park Bowling alley, and you can see the housing project where Katie Bilgewater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous natural history museum and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's blandest microscope to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Country Dragon for the Cornbread Terrine, and you've got to try Chef Cantrell's Cotton candy Picante at Beijing Village.

There's plenty to do in Singapore, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a clown car and take an excursion to Gray's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and periods of warm weather. You can spend a fun-filled day there backpacking and rollerblading.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Babyface's Curved Den, eating ramen noodles and drinking Shirley Temples while listening to live music by Nicki Porrello and the Authentic Dollar bills.

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Cost is only $2468 per person.