This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Oslo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sand castle furnished with the finest carpets and nightstands. While in Oslo you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Nighthawk Synagogue, and you can see the hovel where Barnabas Borovich was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous concert and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dingy daisy to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Northern Neighborhood for the Fried chicken Provençale, and you've got to try Chef Campbell's Cabbage rolls Stroganoff at the Golden Goose.
There's plenty to do in Oslo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hummer and take an excursion to Bibbles's Mountainside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there giggling and skydiving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bob's Disgusting Master bathroom, eating mashed potatoes and drinking painkillers while listening to live music by Libby Yamaguchi and the Rigid Pop bottles.
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Cost is only $226 per person.