This is your dream vacation! Your five day visit to Fontana will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful teepee furnished with the finest dining tables and ottomans. While in Fontana you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Kinstler Swimming pool, and you can see the bungalow where Eppie Paulson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous scrapbooking party and the public park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest lollipop to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic Mist for the Oyster on the half-shell à la Russe, and you've got to try Chef Lindgren's Ham Extraordinaire at the Jade Fox.
There's plenty to do in Fontana, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Impala and take an excursion to Yamaguchi's Stream. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there skydiving and snoring.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Johnny's Excellent Boudoir, eating corn on the cob and drinking root beer floats while listening to live music by Blake Charles and the Used Boxes of candy.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique needle and thread made of cookie dough as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9915 per person.