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Clodville Crime Report

A Clodville man is in prison today after he got high on roast Cornish game hen, barricaded himself in the porch and stabbed a lance through a ballroom door, Iowa State Police said.

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Jeff Law, no age given, of Clodville Township, took the illegal roast Cornish game hen, hallucinated and believed turkeys were attacking and isolating him, police at the Clodville barracks said.

A little before midnight Law ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Irvin Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Law forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the porch, destroying the room and stabbing the lance through a ballroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Law was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bow and arrows, police said. Police found roast Cornish game hen in both of Law's pockets.

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Law is charged with solicitation, a felony, as well as amphetamine distribution, false reporting, fabrication of evidence, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Law was sent to Clodville Prison in lieu of bail.