Doctor, my Adam's apple has started to break and my wig is tingling. Does this mean I have constipation?
It's probably barrel fever. You will need to have a hemorrhoidectomy and possibly a mud bath. You should also eliminate sweet potatoes from your diet.
You may find yourself raising an eyebrow occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your Adam's apple is still breaking after that.
*Artificial Idiocy