Doctor, my collarbone has started to get sticky and my scalp is leaning. Does this mean I have restless leg syndrome?
It's probably claustrophobia. You will need to have an appendectomy and possibly an appendectomy. You should also eliminate pot roast from your diet.
You may find yourself dilly-dallying occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your collarbone is still getting sticky after that.
*Artificial Idiocy