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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my palm has started to jam up and my earlobe is thickening. Does this mean I have chronic wasting disease?

It's probably hepatitis. You will need to have a tonsillectomy and possibly equine therapy. You should also eliminate brownies from your diet.

You may find yourself meowing occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your palm is still jamming up after that.

*Artificial Idiocy