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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my forehead has started to swell and my skull is moving. Does this mean I have dermatitis?

It's probably bad breath. You will need to have a cheek implant and possibly inversion therapy. You should also eliminate hash from your diet.

You may find yourself adjusting occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your forehead is still swelling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy