Doctor, my knuckle has started to slip and my collarbone is breaking. Does this mean I have chronic wasting disease?
It's probably Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease. You will need to have physical therapy and possibly cryotherapy. You should also eliminate chicken pot pie from your diet.
You may find yourself playing Farmer in the Dell occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your knuckle is still slipping after that.
*Artificial Idiocy