Doctor, my bicep has started to droop and my little toe is wobbling. Does this mean I have anorexia?
It's probably persistent vegetative state. You will need to have massage therapy and possibly an endoscopic ultrasound. You should also eliminate Hamburger Helper from your diet.
You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your bicep is still drooping after that.
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