Doctor, my tooth has started to slide and my abdomen is twirling. Does this mean I have alcohol dependence?
It's probably claustrophobia. You will need to have duct tape occlusion therapy and possibly aversion therapy. You should also eliminate macaroni and cheese from your diet.
You may find yourself coming over occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your tooth is still sliding after that.
*Artificial Idiocy