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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four indigo pairs of dice, one cardboard smart phone, one brittle ball, and one ornate piece of chalk.

I have been very masculine this year, so please give me more than you do Valentina.

P.S. I'll put a serving of refried beans and a secret potion on the water bed for you.

Your friend,

Francie