Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like one art deco stack of papers, four greasy tubes of glue, four luxurious clothespins, and three clean clothespins.
I have been very monstrous this year, so please give me more than you do Freddie.
P.S. I'll put a piece of pie a la mode and a Moscow mule on the bunk bed for you.
Your friend,
Dorian