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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like two chic snails, three hefty mousetraps, two gruesome oranges, and one rigid clock.

I have been very ladylike this year, so please give me more than you do Brianna.

P.S. I'll put a helping of pot roast and a Tom and Jerry on the credenza for you.

Your friend,

Alyssa