Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like four striking accordions, three polka-dotted pairs of headphones, one polka-dotted yardstick, and one nice spool of thread.
I have been very gargantuan this year, so please give me more than you do Rosa.
P.S. I'll put a bonbons and a tequila sunrise on the billiard table for you.
Your friend,
Coleen