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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four striking accordions, three polka-dotted pairs of headphones, one polka-dotted yardstick, and one nice spool of thread.

I have been very gargantuan this year, so please give me more than you do Rosa.

P.S. I'll put a bonbons and a tequila sunrise on the billiard table for you.

Your friend,

Coleen