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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four immense biscuits, one smumpy shovel, three bizarre calculators, and three funny magazines.

I have been very childish this year, so please give me more than you do Nicole.

P.S. I'll put an ice cream serving and a glass of apricot juice on the fainting couch for you.

Your friend,

Luann