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Battle Of The Bands

Krystal Vanderbilt and the Magnificent Antennas

The Abnormal Staplers

Lime Sherbet

Chris Burtle and the Ruined Esophaguses

The Urns

The Yawns

Doris Martin and the Museum

The Skins

Cosmo LaSalle and the Lively Norway rats

Gee Whiz

The Giggles

Arthur Vidmar and Stuffed green olives

Smoking

Brent Douglas and the Nice cleavers

Morton Henry and Schools Of Cod

Erica Romer and the Dusty Hair brushes

Honey-babe

The Resolute Falcons

Nicole Wolf and White wine

The Exclaiming Coos

Rogue Yolanda

WD-40

Rachel Jankowski and Fish

The Damp Hornet Partnership

The Obsolescence of Sincerity