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Battle Of The Bands

Elly Feldman and the Rusty Daisies

The Charming Necklaces

Falafel

Max Ortega and the Dry Front teeth

The Skulls

The Puckers

Starla Emery and the Opium Den

The Claws

Alberta Schmoe and the Haggard Tarantulas

I'm So Sure

The Pound Of The Chests

Xavier Gustafson and Canned beans

Drug trafficking

Mackenzie Lindgren and the Puzzling Crates

Nookie Palin and Vitamins

Beth Sagan and the Art deco Toys

Patootie

The Hirsute Puppies

Wallace Castro and Wasabi powder

The Opining Crows

Hog Minnie

Chia pets

Jack Simons and Tree Branch

The Woven Lynx Convocation

The Speed of Mediocrity