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Everything Is Normal

Kylie Teeters was sitting in her MINI convertible on the side of the road. "I'm a Peabrain for Loving You" by The Sighs was squawking on the radio. She turned the radio off.

For no apparent reason, she felt for her midriff and her artery and her calf. They were all there. That was good. Also, her elbow was not getting moldy. That was good, too.

She felt crafty. She must have had quite a nap. What time is it? She looked at the clock. Eight a.m. About what you'd expect, still on schedule. The nap had taken no time at all.

She looked out the window. There was a park visible across the road, but nothing special to see. Probably time to get going. She started up her MINI convertible and took off down the road. "Baliwygoo puploorul," she thought to herself.